Brisbane Jr. Theatre Peter Pan Jr. Audition Monologues 2014

Peter: Tink, do you see my shadow? It’s gotta be here somewhere. Hmmm. You know you used to better at finding stuff like this. You used to be able to find a lost boy in no time. Tink, why are you chattering so much…I found it! I knew I’d find it quicker than you. Look how amazing my shadow is! Now I just need to attach it back. Get me some soap.

Wendy: No Mom, the lost boys weren't ready. That’s why they went back to Never Land. The weren't ready to grow up. But I am. Oh but Dad, it was amazing! Tinkerbell and the mermaids and Peter Pan calling Hook a Codfish! And we were kidnapped and I knew Peter Pan would save us, even if he is conceited. Then we sailed home on a ship through the sky!

Capt. Hook: Look at those fools celebrating. Would that I could capture Pan now…but he’d only fly away. I must find where those lost boys live…I must have revenge. When Peter Pan returns from wherever he is …he’ll find a dastardly surprise.  Now back to the ship…Come on! It’s time to attack! O What a noble foe has been overthrown! (Laughs)

Tinkerbell: Hi Everyone, I’m Tinkerbell Before we get started…(Looks at audience) Can you understand what I’m saying? …Good cause most humans just hear bells when I talk. This is the story of Peter Pan and a girl named Wendy who believed in him. It begins in the Darling family nursery.

Mr. Darling: Poor Nana? This is the last straw! Nana – out! For good! …Don’t look at me like that. It’s nothing personal. It’s just that …well…you’re not really a nurse at all. You’re well, a dog. And children aren’t puppies, they’re people. Sooner or later Nana, people need to grow up!

Mrs. Darling: George, this is no time to play with the children. We’re late! …Wendy, You and your ridiculous stories…Captain Crook and Peter Pirate! Wendy, this is your last night sleeping in this room. You need to be a proper lady. You can’t rough house with your brothers and stuff their heads with silly stories! We will have some dignity in this house!

Smee: Captain, pardon me for saying! But maybe we should just forget this Pan business…and Never Land too! Go back to a normal healthy life on the high seas, scuttling ships, cutting throats.(Beat)  Oh all right! Captain…I wouldn’t want this to go any further, but the cook told me that the first mate told him…that Pan has banished Tinkerbell!

Chief Tiger Bamboo: Greetings People from across the ocean. For many moons we native braves have fought with you lost boys. Sometimes you win! Sometimes we win! But there is one important thing! Where have you hidden Tiger lily? …Tell me or else if Tiger Lily is not back by sunset…lost boys get burned at the stake! 

Audition Song: When there’s a smile in your heart. There’s no better time to start. Think of all the joy you’ll find, when you leave the world behind and bid your cares goodbye. You can fly, you can fly you can fly!