Brisbane Jr Theatre 2016 Season

Legally Blonde Jr Monologues

Elle: Me? Ok, so I’m a Gemini with a double Capricorn moon. And I have a Bachelor’s degree from UCLA where I was Sig Ep Sweetheart, President of Delta Nu Sorority and founded the Charity Shop for a Cause…Oh and this is Bruiser. He’s not a dog!!! He’s family!!!…OH Warner, that’s so weird. I totally forgot you go here!

Emmett: Actually she can’t represent Brooke. Rule 303 of the Supreme Judicial Court states that a law student – Miss Elle Woods, …May represent a defendant in criminal proceedings and as a licensed attorney your honor, I will gladly supervise. 

Margot: There now, you’re ready for your big trial. You sure you don’t want me to paint little gavels on 'em for ya? When those jury people see those nails, they’ll know they can trust ya!

Warner: I did talk to my parents Pooh Bear. But they expect a lot from me. I’m going to Harvard Law and my brother is at Yale. So’s his new wife. Elle, If I’m gonna be a Senator by the time I’m thirty, I need someone serious.

Callahan: Emmett, let me very clear. This is your chance and I gave you simple instructions.  Lead this legal team and get me an alibi. You’re zero for zero. Everyone, field trip’s over. Let’s go, back to work. Except you two. I’d rather not see "Ratty Corduroy" and "Legally Blonde" again today.

Kyle: I’ve got a package for Miss Paulette Buonufonte. The name’s Kyle. This is my new route and the first stop of the day. Kinda cool karma huh? Alrighty then, Do me a favour? You have yourself a super day!

Chutney: You think I liked being older than my dad’s new wife? I didn’t mean to hurt my father. I didn’t mean to shoot him.  I thought it was Brooke coming through the door!

Vivienne: William Shakespeare wrote: “To thine own self be true”.  And it must follow, as the night, the day, thou canst not be false to any man.” I believe this statement best applies to a woman. A blonde woman! For the last three years she taught me and showed us all. That being true to yourself never goes out of style.

Audition Song: What You Want - Part 3 : Cue: “Welcome to Harvard”

What you want? Now, we're set What you want? Let's go get
What you want? Is right in front of you front of you
What you want? Now, we’re done What you want? With step one
What you want? Is right in front of you front of you
What you want? What you want? What you want? What you want?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toNo7_RC09A (Time From 5:50 to the end)